There are always two sides to a story. When you are dealing w/ narcissistic skitzofrantics, that think they share DNA w/ a Klown, there are always multiple stories! You always have a culprit who wants to be a Klown w/ no kredentials. They disembark from the wood works, expecting not to disguise themselves as bayou bridge-beast wildetrolls! The Amish become Techno. And, everyone is a suspect. If you're an imbecile, and live a Klodpoll life, be expected to be made a mockery of! If your life depends on becoming a dONKEY and/or KLOWN, please refer to the protocols and classifications to become a dONKEY. Don’t fret, the same rules apply to be a Klown! Goodluck, you will need it, obviously! If you have no judge of character and lack your intuition, you will never be infamous! It is up to you to break da Klown Kode, dismantle the embellishment and disembellish the tail (of the story, not the actual tail of a dONKEY!) This implies and is not limited to bottom dwellers who have summered in the swamp! Sewer dwellers are what you're and will always be! As a wise man once said…Well, it was actually me who said it. I hate to toot my own horn…TOOT-TOOT!! I said everystuff, you should have paid attention to detail, ya big KLOWN! There are key elements you must have traits of, to envision a Klown saga. Nonetheless, to interpret your theory! Through the eyes of a KLOWN.