Protocols and Classifications to be a donkey!

Donkey Protocols & Classifications!

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PROTOCOLS:

A.) Age Requirements: 18-?

B.) Style Status: A Touch Of Essence W/ A Style of Couture!

C.) Mentality: Educationally Inclinded W/ Skills To Adapt & Succeed To Da Fullest In Any Given Environment!

D.) Charisma, & Aura: Vibrant Energy, & Diversity In Da Quest Of Life!

E.) Sexual Orientation: Satisfying, Seductive, Sensual Feelings In A Lui Of Ecstacy & Exhilaration!

F.) Physical Appearance: Strategically Groomed W/ Nothing Short Of Flawlessness!

CLASSIFICATIONS:

A.) Rookie, Donkey In Training: Acceptance Per King & Queen Donkey!

B.) Baby Donkey:  Striving To Be Da Best Donkey You Can Be! 

C.) Donkey Mentors: Masters Of Donkology!

RESULTS:

1-2= PUH!

3-4 = Potential Donkey Prospect!

5-6=  Congratulations, You Have Been Selected To Be Interviewed By Da Donkey Committee!