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1/3/2007Goodnight New Year's!Poster: Alpha Donkey™Mood: energeticCategory: Religion/Philosophy     The following is a conversation that took place between myself and an a unknown source through text messaging at or on Jan. 3rd, in da wee hours of da morning! Keep in mind of the discombobulation station.... Enjoy!DD: I didn't want to let go of New years! I feel like its been one day when it was more than two. I don't know what I've been running on? But I even went exercise today. It was definitely a good holiday! My mission to get Donkey will proudly go down in the books! I'm a mother fucken soldier! I do it Donkey style, literally! All you other donkeys that are stuck in "Baby Donkey Status" keep trying, A for effort! Until then ya'll better fucken recognize who runs this bitch! Bow Down "I'm Nationwide!"BS-2:00am: What's that all about?DD: It's a conclusion to my Happy New Year!  DD: It wasn't directed toward you. It was a small volume mass text...I've out lasted everyone!BS-2:41am: OK I understand now!DD: Good job! You catch on quick little one!BS-2:43am: HaHa it only took an hour or soDD: Could you fill me out on ur conclusion? I can analyze it for ya!BS-2:45am: Conclusion to what?DD: You said you had finally got it, so tell me what took ya an hour to figure out?BS-2:47am: Oh I don forgot sha!DD: No ur confusing yourself is what your doing. You acknowledged meaning! if you would have just not said anything your foot wouldn't be stuck in your mouth. Its ok to ask questions, its part of learning!BS-3:10am: You are bein rude!DD: Strive for the top b/c da bottom is to crowded! Always a leader, never a follower!DD: If everyone else understood and you were the only one who didn't comprehend and/or pay attention but, acknowledged such understanding! Coincidentally you were the only one who thought this was all about you. Is everything always about you? Dont depend on yourself being the center of your own universe. Try it from an objective standpoint and won't be as bad if/when you get skipped. I also think it is less stress when you are actually behind others. It just slows everything down.DD: If people think you catch on as made out to be, other lessons will start and entertwine and coincide  w/ each other. You have to go back further than just knipping the problem in da butt from da beginning!BS-3:21am: I'm just amazed you know all these words, been reading the dictionary?DD: I'm fucking w/ ya. I'm just making shit up from whatever as I go. I've been lost long ago, it was fun however! You played good! Many would have given up long ago. You continued and showed determination of figuring out my motive! You eliminate alot by being calm and patient. Nervouseness shows signs of intimidation!DD: The odds of a first time player are very, very slim to win. The chances of being chewed up and spit out are expected, people enjoy this mad behavior. You reversed the process and ended a pattern. By doing this unimagionable, unrealistic, unplanned, smack you in da face you never saw it coming, first time player doesn't loose his dignity and patience and shows determination and ambition to succeed no matter how scarry, how heart pounding, make you crave zannax, your anxiety is so bad! The professional/dealer didn't see such behavior that allows them to go for da kill. No one has ever been unreadable, such a poker face! That's da KEY ingredient in winning. There was no backup plan or worstcase scenario. Time was up and no time for quick decision. The acting was brillance, especially not knowing how little time you had left and da dealer shitting in his pants b/c he doesn't know what to do? A history making, and a history end. How could the originator not figure such possibility? The course was completely thrown off track and reputation was ruined! Giving its history! Slowly its popularity faded and fizzled out, silently..BS-3:44am: This is from a book. Goodnight!DD: How God is my witness and my life on the line did I copy this out of anywhere. I have an imagination that is so ecentric it would freak da fuck out of you! Don't insult my intelligence. When I do not know da meaning of a word, I am not afraid to ask or google it. I have broaden my vocabulary spand! Thanks for believing in me!!!!!!BS-3:50am: I believe! I would be the first follower of Da Donkey!DD: Obviously! You tell me a book that would publish anything such as that! I went in circles about an unimaginary game. You listened, it must have been somewhat entertaining? Can't you admit I'm somewhat unique?BS-3:52am: I don't think I need to tell you, You seem very convinced!DD: By all means I'm not Albert Eignstein, but, you wouldn't imagine such character coming from LR & KK's son. A lot of people do not expect it, kinda like judging a book by its cover so to speak. Those people want to be portrayed as a dummy and end up laughing in the end. I think it's ignorence bc credit is often not givin to da correct people.BS-3:58am: I agree! Goodnight!DD: Alot of my vocabulary lay dormant. When i'm in Donkey Mode, they escape like wildfire!
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