A little about the author!

Chello, people! I've embarked, finally. I've been away summering with da Amish, while strategically planning world domination. Da Amish privacy act is sure to follow, w/ a vengeance I tell ya, so be ready!

I'm Notoriously known Nationwide as Da Donkey! Definitely da one and only, trademarked and everystuff! Not as good as, but better than! My entire entourage travels in packs, sometimes mistaken as wild wolves! Their always flawless! Dressed in Gucci attire, and trench coats in the winter! Be aware of this posse I speak of, they are sure to be recognized as soon as you see them.

Haters are always expected and/or welcome... They boost my notoriety and fan base! It simply separates myself from da bottom dwellers of our society. Excuse me, I mean Sewer Dwellers! Specimens are never welcomed, so be ready for rejection. Impostures are pathetic and desperate, however flattering!

I would like to first thank the academy for recognizing yet another one of my many talents! My fans for making me who I am today. I truly could not strive for the top w/out you! It is you who made me realize da bottom was too crowded! My friends who are da best and keep me grounded. I love all of you and your calculating brain powers! Finally, God for breaking down those walls I lowered as a shield! I would be nothing without you as my lord and savior! God, you are truly my hero, gracias! I am disembarking now...PUH!